Moving to oceansbetweenus with the lovely kaitoujeanne since I'm sick of logging in and out of accounts. Fic will not be deleted from here, and probably will still be archived here eventually, but look for fics there first!

Title: Traffic Lights Turning Yellow (it’ll make less of a mess than you’ve made of me)
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Disclaimer: 'Gossip Girl' belongs to Cecily von Ziegesar, Josh Schwartz, and the CW. No copyright infringement intended.
Pairing: Blair/Chuck/Nate (and all permutations thereof)
Warning(s): Language, mentions of alcohol and drug use, some slash, spoilers through 1x13.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 13,690 (~7000 this part.)
Author's Notes: …I don’t know why half the sex scenes are in bathrooms. UNSOLVED MYSTERY.

Summary: It’s probably bad form to leave your ex-boyfriend stranded in the middle of nowhere after finding out he’s sleeping with your other (sort of) ex-boyfriend, while you take the car, but Blair doesn’t care.

This has got to be the worst road trip ever.

( And I'm Certain If I Drive Straight Into Those Trees )

Title: Traffic Lights Turning Yellow (it’ll make less of a mess than you’ve made of me)
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Disclaimer: 'Gossip Girl' belongs to Cecily von Ziegesar, Josh Schwartz, and the CW. No copyright infringement intended.
Pairing: Blair/Chuck/Nate (and all permutations thereof)
Warning(s): Language, mentions of alcohol and drug use, some slash, spoilers through 1x13.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 13,690 (~7000 this part.)
Author's Notes: Written for maz4pj in the ggfic_exchange. kaitoujeanne is an absolute rock star for the beta and the handholding and the BCN fics she wrote me while I was freaking out about writing this. THIS SHIT IS EPIC.

Title's from Rainer Maria's "Broken Radio."

Summary: It’s probably bad form to leave your ex-boyfriend stranded in the middle of nowhere after finding out he’s sleeping with your other (sort of) ex-boyfriend, while you take the car, but Blair doesn’t care.

This has got to be the worst road trip ever.

( A Kiss and a Slap on the Roof )

Title: The Backstage is the Stage Tonight (Here Comes the Love Anxiety)
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing: Nate/Serena (Nate/Blair, Blair/Chuck); Nate POV.
Spoilers: Vague ones through 1x13, but it's set pre-show.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,422
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta, kaitoujeanne, the B to my S. The title’s from “Here Comes the Anxiety” by the Wombats. Written for the ggfic_exchange and I'm finally getting around to reposting here. There'll be a companion fic to this eventually from a Blair POV with more Blair/Chuck; this one wasn't supposed to have any Blair/Chuck but it kept creeping in. I decided to write the other one to keep it from completely taking over this one.

Summary: Sometimes he wonders what it would be like to kiss her, his fingers intertwined in blonde strands instead of brown...

Gin is the new vodka and something tells me he’s not going to be able to charm his way out of this one with a box of candy hearts and a smile.


( The Backstage is the Stage Tonight (Here Comes the Love Anxiety) )

Title: The Science of Starting Over (I'll Probably Regret It:)
Fandom: The Office
Characters/Pairing: Pam, Jim. Pam/OC, Jim/Katy, and season-two-style Jim/Pam pining.
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through season two.
Word Count: 3,622
Disclaimer: Not mine!

Summary: Jim would’ve made a joke and bought her a fire-engine red swimsuit and then pretended to be David Hasselhoff for a whole day.

But nothing's the same.


a/n: Massive thanks to kaitoujeanne for the sheriffing! She managed to make my Jim voice actually sound like Jim despite her hate-on, and cracked me up with her beta commentary. Next time I will write KAPAM! (or... just any Karen. But I see you baby, shaking that Kapam!) for you. Or just more shirtless men for you to cut. Hee.

I am a year too late with finishing this fic. Awesome.

( I'll probably regret it (all dressed up and ready to play) )

Title: From a House Down the Road From Real Love.
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairing: Rose, Mickey, and as much Doctor/Rose as the show.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: through Doomsday.
Word Count: 1,724
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, for which I am glad because they make me cry.

Summary: Her life isn't fantastic, not by a long shot. Rose isn't sorry.



a/n: The Stars's "Your Ex-Lover is Dead" inspired this and is liberally sprinkled throughout. It was supposed to end quite differently, but I am apparently incapable of writing the sort of ending that it was supposed to be. Also, I cried a lot while writing this. I had to cheer myself up somehow.

( God it was strange to see you again. )

Title: Basically Anyone That Is Awesome (The Fic That Gmail Did Not Want You To See.)
Author:kaitoujeanne & lingeringday
Fandom: The Office/Arrested Development
Pairing: Kelly/GOB
Rating: R (for cussin' and boozin' and stripper pants.)
Spoilers: Through Season 3 of the Office, and through 3 of Arrested Development to be safe.
Word Count: 1,969
Summary: Allison Jones casting is awesome.

Or Kelly decides to take a little vacation after her breakup with Ryan and have a little rebound sex.

a/n: Kati: I don't think we should be allowed to Gchat anymore. CLEARLY I AM INSANE.
Jeanne: KELLY/GOB KILLED MY GMAIL.

Disclaimer: Do not own characters, for which I am glad, because, hello, insane, and for which Jeanne is sad, because GOB should be her Valentine.

( Their love is so unholy )

Title: Oh this time, there'll be no life of crime
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Teddy, Harry
Rating: PG
Spoilers: DEATHLY HALLOWS. (sort of.)
Word Count: 690
Summary: "This carpet is delicious."

In which Sirius decides that there are far too many illegitimate children running around, and forms a plan to fix it.


Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, for which I am glad because they are INSANE.

a/n: ...I spoiled myself for Deathly Hallows, and this is what you get. Crack!! Written before Deathly Hallows off spoiler spec and has absolutely no relation to canon. Or sanity.

( yes, I've lost my mind. )

Title: Summer's Last Kiss
Fandom: The O.C./Last Kiss Crossover of sorts. Part one (or rather, the first one posted) of a series of O.C. crossovers.
Characters/Pairing: Summer as Kim!! Summer/Michael, past Summer/Seth, and some Summer/Ryan... in Summer's mind.
Rating: PG-13, probably. A few sex references and some swearing.
Spoilers: Some vague for Last Kiss. The O.C. through "The End's Not Near, It's Here."
Word Count: 3,898
Summary: Summer has always had a lot of problems. This is the first time that running away like a little bitch has been one of them.
a/n: I was not exactly a fan of The Last Kiss (ZACH BRAFF IS A DOUCHE,) but Kim reminded me of Summer, and so the idea for this fic was born.

It's a possible au for the very end of the O.C., depending on what you decide happens at the end.



Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, for which I am sad, because hello, they are awesome. Except uh, everyone from the Last Kiss.

( And then he says he’s an architect and it’s game over, Summer Roberts. )

Title: It isn't a modern fairy tale (everything will change)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Ginny-centric, Harry POV.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: through HBP
Word Count: 2,686
Summary: Perfection isn't everything it's cracked up to be.

Disclaimer: characters are not mine.

a/n:expect to be jossed in a few months. BUT EXCELLENT. ENJOY the het!! I am shocked that I finished something that does not involve remus/sirius at all. It is shocking.

( and I wake up and you're still here, in the morning: )

Title: When
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks.
Rating: R
Spoilers: through HBP
Word Count: 2,818
Summary: Maybe Remus is waiting for that beautiful boy.

Disclaimer: not mine.

A/N: This started out as a series of 100 word drabbles, each starting with the word 'when' that were supposed to tell a story. I thought it would be about 500 words long. 2818 words later, all the drabbles still start with when, but 100 words each did not happen. This was also supposed to end differently, and was not supposed to create a au novel length fic for me to write inspired by one of the drabbly paragraphs. OH WELL. If you can guess which drabble inspired that crackfic, you can have a cookie. Or a preview. Whichever.
( When )

All Things in Due Time: (or all things are cakeful)
Sequel, of sorts, to All Things are Relative.
A/N at bottom.
Disclaimer: Still not mine.

( let there be cake! )

( A/N 02/03/07 )

All Things are Relative:
(A/N to follow.)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Clearly.
( hee )
( A/N 02/03/07 )

Title: Domestica
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Sirius, slight Lily/James if you blink sideways and upside down.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None that I can think of?
Word Count: 6,372
Summary: In which there are are dreams of pirates and happy endings, and implied porn (with people over 18!! OVER 18!!! everyone in this journal is always over 18 if sexy fun times are being had! Even when they aren't! They're still over 18! ...that parrot is positively geriatric!)

AN: (I wish this flowed better, but I am so sick of struggling with it. Sirius took over the story halfway through and DRAGGED ME DOWN INTO THE INSANITY. I still have not recovered enough to edit the prose properly. It's been years.)

Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, for which I am glad because they are INSANE.

( Domestica )

( A/N on 02/03/07, (read fic first) )

Title: Letters to the Moon
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairing: Remus-centric; past Remus/Sirius, some Remus/OFC
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: through PoA.
Word Count: 3,409
Summary: In which Remus sets a precedent for cradle robbing, and misses Sirius.

Disclaimer: characters are not mine.
( letters to the moon )

( A/N on 02/03/07 )

By Fandom:

Harry Potter
Fic-Length (1,000-7,000 words):
Domestica
(Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, R)

Letters to the Moon
(Remus/Sirius, Remus/OC, PG-13)

When
(Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, R)

It isn't a modern day fairytale (everything will change)
(Ginny; Ginny/Draco, Ginny/Harry, PG-13)


drabble-sized (under 1,000 words) and crack-y:
All Things are Relative
(R/S, PG)
All Things in Due Time
(sequel to All Things are Relative, R/S, PG)
Oh This Time, There'll be No Life of Crime
(Written off spoiler spec pre-Deathly Hollows. CRACK. R/S, Teddy, PG)

Gossip Girl
The Backstage is the Stage Tonight (Nate; Nate/Serena, Blair/Chuck, Nate/Blair, PG-13)


The O.C.
Summer's Last Kiss
(Crossover with The Last Kiss, Summer; Summer/Michael, Past Summer/Seth, Summer/Ryan UST, PG-13)

The Office
The Science of Starting Over
(Pam, Jim; Pam/OC, Jim/Katy, Jim/Pam-season-two-style-pining!, R)

Basically Anyone That Is Awesome
Co-Written with kaitoujeanne (Arrested Development Crossover, Kelly/GOB, R)

Doctor Who
From a House Down the Road from Real Love
(Rose; Doctor/Rose if you blink, PG)